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Why do you love Nerv?
Why do you love ?
We asked a radom sampling off people off the street.....
This is what they had to say.
"I'll tell you something about
thoughs Nerv Guys, there the
coolest bunch of candy a$$, rutty, tutty in all of the
galaxy. CANNNNNNNN YOU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT
NERV IS COOKING!"
"Ask me again an I'll tell you the same.
Now Can You Smell ... WHAT THE NERV TASKFORCE
IS COOKING."
"I like thoughs Nerv guys
better them thous green
blood Vulcan and there dam logic.
Dammit Why are you asking me all these
dam questions. I'm doctor not a news reporter"
"The Force is strong with them.
But I must say I DON'T like them too
much. <heavy breath> I always lose to those kids when
I play Dark Forces. Jedi Knights."
"The Nerv is all around you, in the land, the sea,
the air. And I can still see you by using the force.
The black line trick doesn't work on me humph...!"
Intreviewer: Um......ok.
"..............."
(Sorry folks he's doesn't talk much)
"I love ramen noodles!
um.....what was the question again?"
"I fancy the wonderful handsome scientific
genius and his wonder site creator"
"The WOMEN!er. I mean I like the cool babe of the day
Pic's and I lik the cool merchandise such as T
-shirts, trading cards, and action figures....What figures. Look at those!"
"The sophisticated humor is great! But the elite guards are obnoxious."
"The action and the space battles kick butt....all though
the ugly princess in the klingon fleet is annoying.
"Jedi Wan is so Dreamy, can we replace the Lord Goury Guy and Make Jedi Wan the
leader or may be tyr the nietchean."
"Myaa Mya Myaaa!"
translation - "Carrots! I like Carrots and I like Nerv!
Um.. is Nerv a carrot to"
"Uh..Nerv it less filling but taste Great."
"Hmmm Nerv similar to the united Federation Jim. Nerv is quite locical"
Other random person"Dammit.... Spock...... your not suppose..... to asy .....my name
were supose to be ...... random .......
people remember?"
First Random Person:" Sorry Captain, My apologies."
Third Random Person: "Dam green blooded Valun, they know who we are by know.
Nerv Clan is great that it. dammmit I'm a doctor not annanocce"
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